In the last few weeks, a lot of these have suddenly exploded in my mind (while I'm doing dishes, writing my dissertation, watching another episode of Arrested Development). Some of the more frequent ones include:
"It's not a trick, Michael, it's an illusion. A trick is what a whore does for money."
"That's what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mom says."
"Take that back! If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear!"
"Who'd like a banger in the mouth?"
If you've seen it, do you have any favorite quotes or scenes?
Alas. I'll miss the show. Hopefully there's something to the rumors that a movie is still in the works.
*BTW: There actually is a Bob Loblaw Law Blog over at—get ready for it—http://thebobloblawlawblog.blogspot.com/ (though there aren't any actual posts. Points for creating the damn thing, though).